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|House||Dar Jee's House|
|Store||Outside Dar Jee's House|
|Level||10||Class||Thieves Guild Fence|
|Available||24 hrs/day every day|
|Sells||Ammunition, Blades, Light Armor, Lockpicks|
|Faction(s)||Fences; Thieves Guild (Prowler ) Leyawiin|
Dar Jee, an Argonian living in Leyawiin, is the second Thieves Guild fence. His barter services are only available after you have joined the guild and been promoted to the rank of Bandit by completing the quest The Elven Maiden. He also enjoys telling racist jokes about the Khajiit.
He lives a rather simple life, although he can be considered a night owl. He sleeps in his house in the east side of the town everyday from 6am to 12pm. After waking up, he will head to the Five Claws Lodge where he will shamelessly try to steal a piece of food from the publican Witseidutsei. If he succeeds, he will find himself a nice spot where he can sit and enjoy his breakfast for two hours. After his meal, he will head outside to roam around the streets of Leyawiin, talking to any townsfolk passing by. At 6pm he will return to the Five Claws, where he will try to steal food yet again, and in any case he succeeds, he will eat a two-hour dinner. At 8pm he will return to strolling around town, wandering restlessly until his bedtime at 6am. On Sundas, however, he will instead enter the Chapel of Zenithar after his breakfast at 2pm, and receive a blessing from Arkay followed by four hours of praying until 6pm, when he will resume his typical routine.
He will offer his illegal bartering services at all times, provided you have fenced enough stolen goods and have the rank of Bandit. Like most other fences he will try to remain as discreet as possible and will not offer you his services while traveling from one place to another.
From the very first time you meet him, he will begin to tell you racist jokes about Khajiits. "I'm Dar-Jee. I'm a Khajiit in disguise. Want to see me lick my butt? Hahaha! That one never gets old!" If you ask him about the city of Leyawiin, he will reply with yet another joke, although this time he will let you guess the answer: "Want to hear a Khajiit joke?". If you tell him that you don't want to, he will say, "Oh. No sense of humor? Your loss", however if tell him that you want to hear the rest of the joke, he will happily continue with, "Why do Khajiit lick their butts?", finishing it with, "To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha! A real thigh-slapper, that one, eh? Phew. I heard lots others, only I can't remember them."
The townsfolk of Leyawiin, regardless of race, are not particularly amused with Dar Jee’s jokes. In conversations and when asked for rumors, they will say, "What do you think of the Khajiit jokes Dar Jee has been telling?" and "Have you heard any of Dar Jee's jokes?" Others will simply just comment on the jokes, "Terrible jokes. Just terrible." and "I've heard them. They're pretty stupid."
 Related Quests
- Independent Thievery: Steal as much as you can, and sell it to a Thieves Guild Fence.