Morrowind moments that made you think "WTF?"

[Wolfzen ●]

[Jonnan ●]

Almost makes one regret being Breton
*MY EYES - The Boots of Blinding Speed, They do NOTHING!*

[Wolfzen ●]

[m@nyt1mes ●]

having the bosmer fall from the sky in front of you

[Amara Orseln ●]

Being called muffin by Crassius, even if it's not the first time he calls me by that name, it always seems strange.

[D'kor ●]

Talking to Mistress Therena. In general.

Also, how you get ash storms in Molag Mar, but not in other places (like Caldera, for example) that are more than twice as close to the red mountain... (I know - regional differences, but still...)

[dracov_neolisp ●]

a guard that wouldn't die.

[Graeme Jarvie ●]

yeah definately crassius curio. I thought when he said ''Let's see who I'm dealing with'', he was wanting a wee fight.
until I read the journal entry saying i had to take my clothes off........

the dancers in the House of Earthly Delights in Suran

a netch caught at the top of a mountain spinning round 360 degrees really fast for absolutely AGES. I gave up waiting to see if it would free itself, so killed it lmao

[Jonnan ●]

[Caz ●]

Yeh I think that shows pretty well what Hlaalu is really like...


I don't really get an wtf moments any more... think I'm just used to seeing weird stuff by now... either that, or I don't play enough nowadays

[Olarim ●]

Every moment in Morrowind was a WTF!? Moment, but what really got me was reading Palla I and II, the ending of that book just made my skin crawl.

[King Acunasti ●]

That HUGE bug that transports you to other cities.....You've got to agree with me-those things are weird!

[eman ●]

hah once i was walking in solstheim, and suddenly a spriggan comes out of a hill, that creeped me out. Then, i went to the spot it had came out of, and i fell through the ground. then i saw 4 or 5 more spriggans underground. that was really creepy.

seeing a bull netch for the first time. seeing it DIE for the first time. it wiggled its tentacles and fell on me(or through me, lol).

[Jonnan ●]

[hyperdai ●]

[turtwis ●]

My first wtf moment was the falling elf, isn't everyones!?

My second was when raiding a random tomb killing normal mobs and ghosts... thinking...
"What a boring tomb no big loot and just random mobs, owell guess this was a waste of time..."
I open the last door and see a large room with a dude looking epicly armored wearing a shiny helm, i go WTF where'd he come from...Boss Fight?!O.o I'm lvl 2 I better get out of here fa.....
*Dude starts running at extremspeed against me*
H0ly Sh1t!!! He's freakin fast!!!! aaaaaw...
...
I drop dead 2 seconds later...
that was my first meeting with crazy batou and damn was I surprised!

[Dean ●]

Turtwis -haha the boss fights when your a low level are ridiculous. I like to lock them in rooms with the lock spell if i know im done for hehe.

One of my Wtf moments has to be that sometimes when i jump at a door and activate to enter I come out the other side dead . Even the woodworks out to get you in this game.

[TehUbbah Joker ●]

Hmm...Well putting on a levitation speel i made that made me liek levitate for 50 seconds or so the3b puting on the boots of blinding speed then forgetting that the spell was going to ware off. Lets just say i was up very high going very fast and falling to my death all at the same time.

Oh and being like a level 2 and seeing a still strider for the first time just flying around randomly and me trying to kill it just to die....most ever thing in that game scared the [&@%!] out of me..oh and I cant forget my fav wtf moment....THE GOD DAMN LOADING SCREENS THAT TOOK FOREVER

[turtwis ●]

[SwedishBerzerker ●]

[TehUbbah Joker ●]

My loading screensw in oblivion are never that long there liek 3 seconds

[Dean ●]

[turtwis ●]

Another wtf moment or wtf adventure i got today...

I travelled north of gnisis in order to get a specific item for my character and ended up a little off the road towards east. I suddenly see a boat near a patch of water... "huh? what's a boat doing here in the middle of nowhere?"... i approach and to my surprise i see a dead dude lying on the boat... O.O, my first question is of course WHO KILLED THIS DUDE!?
I look around and see no1, but then i see a door leading to an underwater cave... man... that cave ....
I enter and think that it must be some of those random cammona tong slave driving caves spread around...but when i sneak onwards i see a scamp...and another scamp... 3 Scamps dancing around 2 dead bodies of people lying on the floor o.o...
I didnt care too much and just went for the kills but then I had to stop, for what I saw next was scary [censored] i had never seen, wandering around near the scamps from before... I GIANT OGRE! i was like WTF is THIS!! Did these monsters kill all the people or what?! My question gets answered right away when i sneak by the ogre and look at the chamber he had come from....
...
TWO FREAKIN DEAD BODIES CHAINED UPSIDE DOWN TO A STONE, WHICH THE OGRE HAD EATEN TO THEIR BONES!!!
...
i scram and think to myself that i better not end up like them... O.o

Yea i had never seen an Ogre before ingame! was Epic!:)

Last edited by Cactus on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:33 am, edited 2 times in total.
Reason: Please don't cheat to get around the censors.

[Milder Despues ●]

Isn't that cave called Palansour? There is actually a survivor who the Ogrim (ogre) and scamps forced to wear a skirt and funny hat. You can save him and get one point of reputation.

That was a wtf moment for me, even though I think I had accidentally looked it up on the wiki beforehand).

I also believe that you can find the a special ingredient in the cave, human meat!

[turtwis ●]

Milder Despues: Palansour it is! Yea i saw the dude in the cell later when i came back with some courage to kill the ogrim hehe. Was really funny lol.

HUMAN MEAT ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Then i have to get back there asap!

EDIT: I went back and found HUMAN FREAKIN FLESH! hence another wtf moment! Thanks MD^^